Residents of Great Hivings were left in disbelief last night, when a baboon was sighted frolicking in the town square. The town is situated near the Chiltern Hills, a popular tourist spot that attracts thousands of visitors each year. However, no one could explain how the primate managed to find its way into the town, let alone where it came from.
Eyewitnesses say the baboon seemed to be enjoying itself, swinging from lampposts and chatting to passersby in a series of barks and grunts. Police were called to the scene, but by the time they arrived, the baboon had disappeared into the night, leaving behind a trail of confusion and amazement.
Some locals speculated that the baboon might have escaped from a nearby wildlife sanctuary, while others wondered whether it was an alien from another planet. Whatever the true explanation, one thing is for sure - the sight of a baboon in Great Hivings is not one likely to be forgotten quickly.